scone

an insult to a person who is an degenerate, bitch, pussy, no friends, gay, unliked, unwanted, lame, idiot, nonsensical

basically a general insult to anyone

"Dude quit being such a scone"

"You're really sconin' up"

"Ooooh! It's the scone collector"

"Welcome to the scone zone"

"Sconeyyyyyy!" - Alternative nickname for one who is a constant scone

by brian 110% anti scone peterson August 24, 2007

Scone

Someone who is not cool, in any way possible.

Dude, he's such a fucking scone.
What a scone.

by 420savage February 13, 2017

scone

a Canadian slang term for drinking beer fast. Related to shot gunning a beer.

"lets go scone some kokanee's before the hockey game starts"

"hold up girl, I gotta scone this beer before we go"

"the first girl to scone a beer and place the empty can on her head upside down, wins for her table to eat first"

by tizzco April 15, 2010

Scone

A big mistake, especially in sports. Can be used as a verb or a noun.

"All he had to do was make a 25 yard field goal and he sconed it!"

"Did you see Tony Parker miss that dunk? What a scone!"

by JR PAPERSTACKS November 03, 2011

Scone

An insult describing the insultee as being an idiot.

Johnson, you are a scone!

by ConanATTACK August 23, 2006

Scone

to ash out violently or kill, with the intent to damage. often used in smoking cigars, whereby putting them out on "the scone"

Dan: I brought that cigar back from the grave
Brian: SCONE THAT SHIT!
Steve: yeah, not many cigars get to be sconed twice

by Bobbrik August 03, 2008

scone

1.To help or assist.

2.A small, rich, biscuitlike pastry or quick bread, sometimes baked on a griddle.

"SCONED!"

"Dude, I got major scones at that party last night. Yeah, you know that girl? She totally gave me a scone right there!"

"I can't really remember anything of last night... all I remember is that I got sconed."

"yeah that girl asking us all the questions, yeah i sconed her"

by WilZo September 23, 2004