Ryder

Is probably literally a drug addict and likes to lie to people about his virginity and his grandmas death because apparently that's okay

Hey Ryder is giving free hits in the locker room

by Ju222222 May 3, 2018

Ryder

A gay farm boy who like to deny he's a farm boy who lives down at the ranch
-Gay
-Drugs bruh
-Hey man you better watch or I'll go and a murder you
He's probably in a gang and is pussy towards people without even knowing it (it's pretty funny)

Hey yo Ryder!
...What?
Down at the ranch
-saying that triggers him btw-

by An ugly quail January 23, 2018

Ryder

A very annoying little kid that cries all the time and always gets in your way

that kid is just like the ryder

by Faggotnigletbitch June 11, 2018

Ryder

Skinny penis

Girl: did you jack off ryder yesterday?
Girls friend: I couldn’t find his dick!

by bitchass392 February 7, 2018

Ryder

Full name: Ryder of cocks

a guy with pig nostrils who thinks he can fight but will pussy out if asked to. Some people are acting big and tough but deep down they know they are a pussy, but Ryder....he's mind is just a illusion

Ryder "i'll fucking bash you"
Smart asian guy "LETS GO MOTHAFUCKER ILL KILL U"
Ryder "wait my mom's calling me i have to go"

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019

Ryder

A tall charming boy who plays the trumpet he has brown hair and brown eyes and likes girls named Jacey

1.who is that?
2.thats Ryder

1.im going to talk to him
2.ok good luck

by Cringe_kaylee December 24, 2018

Ryder

This is the man who will fuck your bitch unconditional and then just talks to you like you're all good the next day. Essentially the biggest fucking cunt on planet earth. The only reason people are friends with him is because he's nice. Also has a dick the size of a giraffes neck, but it also has spots.

What the hell is wrong with you Ryder?

by LittleLover12 August 14, 2017