Clearing the runway

Wiping your ass before taking a dump, clearing any debris that may obstruct the poop from coming out smoothly.

guy 1: Dude, arent you supposed to wipe AFTER you take a crap?

guy 2: Man, I'm clearing the runway. Last time there was so much lint and hair stuck up there, my crap came out like a play-dough french fry maker.

by h22acd December 13, 2010

Runka

A green warrior. Earth friendly king. Organic. Planet friendly.

I like Obama. He is a true Runka fighting all these global deniers

My house is Runka. True Green and True Organic!

by King Green March 4, 2010

runaround

deceptive, evasive, or diversionary treatment, especially in response to a request

She gave her boyfriend the runaround when he asked her if she was doing drugs.

by The Return of Light Joker August 29, 2009

Ranjani

Ranjani has an amazing personality and never gives up. She is creative and athletic. She also loves to spend time with her friends.

Ranjani is such a good friend.

by Scarlet 247 October 20, 2019

clear runway

An empty anal chamber whose pristine status allows the fart to exit with powerful resonance.

It startled you out of your sleep like that because I had a clear runway.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018

Suburban Runaway

One born, raised and schooled in a middle/upper-middle class suburb who moves to the city in their mid to late 20's and acts like they've lived there their entire lives.

Surburban Runaways will only congregate in certain neighborhoods of the city (ones typically deemed "dangerous" by their suburban parents), with a specific safety-zone of stores and bars.

If/When they do return to their hometown, they always make a fuss and never refer to it's namesake:

"Ugh, I have to drive out to the suburbs this weekend for a birthday party. Don't know what time I'll make it back, traffic coming back from the suburbs is always a gamble."

"Craig and Ruben got an apartment in Humboldt Park!?"

"Yep, they moved out of Tinley a few years ago; they had a spot in Pilsen, they just moved again."

"Wow, never figured them for suburban runaways...I guess it is the hip thing these days."

by Alison Chaynes June 7, 2009

Runatic

Word for a nerd who plays Runescape at least every week.

The nerdy runatics talked about gameplay for hours.

by Bob Nasa, Genius April 27, 2009