rule 100

Rule 100: There are already so many rules that no one needs to make any more of them.

"Ah, but rule 2401."

"why is that there??? rule 100, damnit!!!"

by Pinky the Floyd September 23, 2009

rule 103

The rules may not be ignored or defied in any circumstance.

Non-gay friend: I am ignoring rule 99.1. I don't swing that way.

Gay friend: Sorry, dude. Rule 103. I'll get the Crisco.

by shelleh March 11, 2008

Rule 104

Every conversation will eventually turn to a) food and b) cats.

P1: "Why do we end up talking about food and cats every time we have a discussion?"
P2: "Rule 104, mate."

by Ikchen September 24, 2011

Rule 101 of the Internet

101. There will always be fappers in chat rooms. No exceptions.

Come on, we all know it's true. Do we really need an example?Rule 101 of the Internet has been proven too many times.

by Jeffykins October 15, 2012

Rule 106

In addition to Rule 11, the invoking of said rule will not be voided should the other disagree.

Girl: Rule 11!

Boy: Rule 106, overruled.

by w00t123 August 2, 2012

Rule 10101

If it's a turtle it's a Squirtle.

Person1:"Dude, that turtle just sprayed water at me!"
Person2:"Dude, rule 10101."
Person1:"Oh."

by High Prohphet Brian August 14, 2009

Rule 107

A completely pointless rule that's only purpose is to fill the gap between Rule 106 and Rule 108.

Rule 107 is a completely and utterly pointless rule.

by w00t123 August 2, 2012