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robert pattinson

to girls...the most hottest british guy that has ever walked the planet...He is an awesome guitar/song writer/singer and a marvelous actor.
Vickie:OMGG did you see robert pattinson last night on the oscars!?
candie:yes i did o my gosh i could hav melted at his very presence on my tv screen
Vickie:who knew someone could be soo hot!
candie:and sexy!
robert pattinson by petunia marlins September 12, 2009
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Robert Pattinson

A pretty good actor, but most don't see that due to his douchebagey role in the Twilight Series produced by people who clearly got their degrees in a dark alley somewhere.
Robert Pattinson is a pretty good actor. I enjoyed his role in Remember Me & also in one of the Harry Potter films as Cedric Diggory. Too bad ignorant assholes judge him based on a shit film like Twilight.
Robert Pattinson by jsjdhahw January 6, 2011

Robert Pattinson

n. Guy that all insecure males are jealous of.
Girlfriend: Wow, I think that Robert Pattinson is really talented, hot and charming.

Boyfriend: Huh? I think he's a..a...a big jerk! Yeah!
Robert Pattinson by miss normal August 10, 2010

Robert Pattinson

A young and talented actor most well known for his roleof edward cullen, unforttunetly he can only act with his face(althoughthis may be due to the repression of his adorable english accent) in the film new moon, pattinson can be seen with an oddly lopsided drooping nipple like it was half chewed off. He is also a raccoon that can shoot fire out of his ass.
omg whats wrong with Robert Pattinson's nipple!!!!!!!!!??????????
Robert Pattinson by Rea Rea November 20, 2009

Robert Pattinson

Sexysexyyy man,best known for playing Edward Cullen in Twilight and Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter. He has also been in lots of other films:
Little Ashes
Vanity Fair
The Haunted Airman
The Bad Mother Handbook
How To Be
The SummerHouse
He is the most perfect singer, musician, actor ever.
But unfortunately, he belongs to Amy Patter* and Sally Tiger*, who are completelyyyyy obssessed with him (and are proud of it!) :D
> So no other girls (or boys, if you like) can have him :)
Sorry guys :)
**not real names, made - up names used.
oh, he's so sexy"
"Just like Robert Pattinson!"

Robert Pattinson

The best thing to happen to Hollywood since .... well, ever.

Smart, shy, funny, talented, and most importantly down-to-earth and humble, Robert serves as an example of everything young Hollywood should be ... and sadly is not.
Robert Pattinson is brilliant and amazing. End of story.

robert pattinson

a british actor who became well known for his performance as Edward Cullen in the twilight movies, but his true talent is shown in his more recent film Water For Elephants. He has been named one of the sexiest men in america and is gorgeous. He smokes, and drinks, and doesn't wash his hair but his fans don't care - he's sexy.
girl: omg... robert pattinson is so sexy!
other girl: i know! i love his hair, and his face! he's amazing
robert pattinson by lolorannie January 1, 2012