limp roadkill

Where some men find a dead animal on the road, take it back home jack off to it and the last person to cum has to eat the animal.

Person 1: "Oh fuck I lost this round of limp roadkill fml!"

by D 0n k 3y Ar3 k00lzors October 7, 2009

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roadkill stank vag

a woman's nethers that smell as though:
"a skunk crawled up another skunk's ass and died and then THAT skunk crawled up her vag and died"

you're doing this chick at work and you have a girlfriend? You've lost my sympathy. Enjoy your roadkill stank vag.

by Fazed September 8, 2006

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A cruel example of Darwinism in action. The animals that are either slow to move, or weak, or previously injured, or otherwise stupid enough to just stand there are weeded out by speeding motorists, and those who survive crossing the roads live to breed offspring that are more likely to get out of the way when an SUV driver on a cellphone hits the gas pedal.

Roadkill is comprised mostly of rodents, turtles, deer. The rest is composed of domestic animals bred for aesthetics.

by AYB April 10, 2003

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roadkill email

When you receive an email you know is going to be so bad, you don't want to look but have to.

Monica: That guy is pissing me off. I know he's going to have sent a stupid email back, I and don't want to read it!

Phoebe: That sucks! But you better get back and read that roadkill email, so you can get back to him.

by StupidGirl43 June 27, 2010

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Roadkill Supper

roadkill supper is roadkill that someone (a hobo most likely) peeled off the street and brought home to his box and shopping cart grilled it so the smell of corpse is amplified because it’s burning, and then proceeds to eat it.

As we drove passed the dump it smelled like a roadkill supper.

by JoZ$ February 3, 2021

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