regulation hottie

A home-schooled jungle freak who is actually a hottie but won't accept it and pretends they are not when everyone else knows they are a hottie. No matter how many times you tell them they are a hottie or how many times they get hit on, they will not believe it.

Dang bro, Hannah is a regulation hottie!

Haha.. yeah, she has no idea how hot she is...

by pandanose204 November 16, 2010

retaliatory masturbation

The act of masturbating over somebody who annoys you, in retaliation. Could be used as an act of revenge or just as an excuse to masturbate over them.

Man 1: 'Hey dude, that really really really really hot girl unfriended me on Facebook.'
Man 2: 'What are you gonna do about it mate?'
Man 1: 'Chillax mate, I already got her back through retaliatory masturbation.'

by Alan Pincus13 November 26, 2013

regulario

Evolved from of normie, a regulario is someone who has suffered accidental exposure to memes, and who now refuses to identify any longer as a normie, regardless of actual standing with respect to consumption of soft drinks.

Jason: "Check out this meme page, dude!"
Me, an intellectual: "bruh that page is trash, it's full of regularios sharing their fake-ass soft drinks"

by Not_a_regulario July 6, 2018

election result

The conclusion to the democratic process employed by various locals said to represent the will of the people. It is often achieved through a process known as counting, whereby a perceived majority claims victory over the perceived minority (please note that actual numbers are seldom referenced until they have been placed into the appropriate provisional ballot box where they are deemed as false votes and duly discarded until the desired result has been achieved).

Ted: Hey, did you hear that Obama won the election in New Mexico?

Ralph: Really? What was the election result?

Ted: All of the delegates went to Hillary.

by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008

Reculas

a rlly good streamer on twitch

Hey, Reculas is streaming we can join him

by Reculas September 15, 2020

regular faggot

Just some regular gay guy. You might be able to tell he's gay just by being around him or you might not. Pretty low-key about how much he likes dudes and lookin' at dudes and fuckin' dudes.

Emilee gets her heart broken every other week because she can't understand that even though her gay crush doesn't act really, really gay, he still is. Not everyone's a total queen, Big Girl--a lot are just regular faggots.

by futanari basashi January 16, 2009

Sexy Results

When an event concludes in some arousing and/or risque behaviors.

Max pays Amy for pizza with <i>Sexy Results</i>. . .

by ExAbsurdum October 25, 2003