Retarditus

Retarditus, another way of saying somebody is a retard and adding more of an insult with the 'itus' by implying that they have it as a disease.

Daniel "Your such a fuckin twat!"
Person "Yet another case of Retarditus..."

by KtKornStar August 15, 2004

Retardiculous

A mashup of "retarded" and "ridiculous" meaning the subject is so stupid and silly that it hurts.

Soulja Boy's new video is so retardiculous I almost cried.

by Dysphoriawithcookies February 26, 2008

retardido

term meaning someone who is really stupid or acting stupid , not literally mentally challenged though.

jeff: " man i just landed that huge jump with my skate board and broke my leg"!

josh: " oh wow, you is one retardido"

by goes to roosevelt HS November 10, 2011

da gay fat retardeds

Many moons ago, Billy and Phil, two best pals from the city of Clarksburg, began scouring the internet for a fresh new music act. Something mature, but not overly sentimental. Something fun, but not too juvenile. What they got was Da Fat Gay Retardeds. DaFGaR consists of two members: Fagdar and Gardaf. They had been a band for many years prior to Billy and Phil's discovery of their immense talent. Apparently, they were just too fat and stupid to know how to properly harness their own raw musical talent. Soon after the discovery, Billy and Phil agreed to act as DaFGaR's promotion agency. After many months of fat, gay retardedness they finally had a song to promote; that song being the absolutely enchanting, "lester-oats". Their first step towards stardom was when they posted "lester-oats" on the now defunct Mp3.com. Unfortunately, DaFGaR insisted that their music be classified as "Children's Music". Billy and Phil, not wanting to upset the gay duo, complied . A day later, Mp3.com emailed DaFGaR back, claiming that their music was, "not suitable for children." This put Fagdar and Gardaf into a heavy state of depression; a state they may still be in today. Billy and Phil lost contact with DaFGaR during their great depression, and "lester-oats", though popular among those lucky individuals who have heard it, never garnered the success it should have. Amen.

my penis itches like courtney love's vagina. (ewww)

by anonymous gangster rapper April 19, 2005

retardious

The combination of retarded and hilarious

Dude, you're freakin retardious....

by Stephen b. November 10, 2004

Retardid

Their name is kamryi

Damn she can’t even say naw -retardid

by Ilovetaye May 2, 2022

Retarditis

(Retard-i-tis) 1 out of 3 humans have this disease. Retarditis is caused by multiple reasons, like being dropped on your head as a child, using way to many drugs which eliminate a persons brain cells.
Ways to spot Retarditis is

1 people who do stupid things multiple times a day.
2 people with learning and speak problems.
3 people who go to public places and act like a mentaly handicapped person.

Dave, "I think that kid on that short school bus has retarditis"

Look at my retarded friends, they got retarditis

by rjcrjc May 11, 2011