Retardican

Extremist wing of Conservatives, who wants to wind back (i.e. 'retard')people's Rights back to any where between the 1950s to the 1860s. Routinely engage in Penis Fencing and vociferous pissing contests.

Appears that most of the MAGA camp are Retardicans, secretly wishing they're back in the Deep past.

by AmboNec February 18, 2023

Retardican

The conservative equivalent of a libtard.

"He follows Jordan Peterson like a Donald worshiping retardican who hasn't read maps of the mind."

by Dr.Crow March 19, 2023

Retardsmanship

The act of displaying unintelligent behaviour

Dude, did you see John put that pergola up? That was the best display of retardsmanship I’ve ever seen!

by LeeNorman May 13, 2023

retardigang

cardi b fan group! they tend to be a little retarded

Barb: girl i cannot STAND retardigang
Other Barb: right cardi b need to get her dogs on a leash bc they just embarrassing…

by jon <3 June 20, 2023

retardicants

A person who harms as many people as possible for fun. Synonyms- Republicans, Conservatives, religious nutters.

Did you hear, Retardicants are passing bible verses as law.

by Suck my 3=====D October 29, 2023

Retardigan

Absolute fucking idiot. Someone who is just generally stupid or is obsessed with buzz words. Also is someone who claims burger king is the best fast food establishment

Yo did you see that nigga over there with the massive stanley and long eyelashes thats sipping on a burger king sprite? He's a fucking retardigan

by CamNut10 February 14, 2026