Dial a retard

The activity reluctantly carried out when the technology has gone wrong and you need to call the help desk. A long and frustrating call follows before you are either told to do something totally irrelevant or are given an incident number with more digits than atoms in the known universe - or both.

Joe: Hey, that server's down again.
Bill: Yeah, I guess its dial a retard time.
Joe: Oh no, not those fuckers.

by monkeybar July 6, 2011

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Red Hat Retard

People who wear red MAGA hats.

The monster truck show is expected to have a lot of red hat retards in attendance.

by Cage Britney December 20, 2018

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retaliate

To Give shit back 2x worse then what they did to you.

my mom took away my TV, you know what, im going to retaliate!

by Eddyyyb August 28, 2007

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dumbass retard

A person who acts really stupid, and your not sure if he or she is a retard or a dumbass. So you just say dumbass retard.

Me: Shelly is a dumbass.

Friend: No dude, I think she's is just retarded.

Me: Well then she's a dumbass retard.

by Dylan Koppinger June 23, 2006

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Retard Syndrome

It is a disease on 1 in 5 people. It makes them have a complete lack of social skills. Pisses everyone off and does stupid things. It also kills 23 brain cells a day. Increases chances of dementia by 60%. There is treatment for retard syndrome but there are ways of preventing it like not being a total dickhead. Retard syndrome is contagious if you are friends with someone who has retard syndrome.

Jimmy keeps trying to take are lunch money so he must have retard syndrome.

by Kakwkwk January 23, 2020

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