Rens is a god of daggering. He even has his own day, dagger Thursday, it happens every Thursday of the year. In the club he always acts like a thirsty hyena and even though his hips and daggering skills get declined he always makes sure he gets to fuck.
Girl 1: OMG! This guy’s hips don’t lie.
Girl 2: He should be a Rens!
Girl 1: Yes, last night he daggered me like a king!
Girl 2: He should be a Rens!
Girl 1: Yes, last night he daggered me like a king!
by Hunneyss August 12, 2020
rens usually come in flocks when migrating to alabama where their ancestors and fossils are currently stowed. if you happen to come across a said ren you will know immediately from their coat of purple and reddish pinkish feathers. simply do an irish jig and whisper a little song in its ear to put it at ease and to secure your eternal youth. they speak fluent hebrew, have a british accent, and if not in alabama are in england.
beefus: yesterday i saw a ren
hugo: wait wtf- i though those were only in england
thumbelina: nah didnt you hear they come to alabama in the winter
hugo: wait wtf- i though those were only in england
thumbelina: nah didnt you hear they come to alabama in the winter
by hugo beefy August 26, 2021
by renpreston! November 20, 2008
He's been on that ren for a minute now!
by Gusto Shade October 30, 2015
A male most likely dancing with shaggi. You can detect him with his sick dancing skills and muah looks. (Nohomo)
by Vleesjurk van lady gaga February 04, 2016