Rens is a god of daggering. He even has his own day, dagger Thursday, it happens every Thursday of the year. In the club he always acts like a thirsty hyena and even though his hips and daggering skills get declined he always makes sure he gets to fuck.
Girl 1: OMG! This guy’s hips don’t lie.
Girl 2: He should be a Rens!
Girl 1: Yes, last night he daggered me like a king!
Girl 2: He should be a Rens!
Girl 1: Yes, last night he daggered me like a king!
by Hunneyss August 12, 2020

rens usually come in flocks when migrating to alabama where their ancestors and fossils are currently stowed. if you happen to come across a said ren you will know immediately from their coat of purple and reddish pinkish feathers. simply do an irish jig and whisper a little song in its ear to put it at ease and to secure your eternal youth. they speak fluent hebrew, have a british accent, and if not in alabama are in england.
beefus: yesterday i saw a ren
hugo: wait wtf- i though those were only in england
thumbelina: nah didnt you hear they come to alabama in the winter
hugo: wait wtf- i though those were only in england
thumbelina: nah didnt you hear they come to alabama in the winter
by hugo beefy August 26, 2021

by renpreston! December 9, 2008

He's been on that ren for a minute now!
by Gusto Shade December 29, 2015

A male most likely dancing with shaggi. You can detect him with his sick dancing skills and muah looks. (Nohomo)
by Vleesjurk van lady gaga October 4, 2016
