Relastitution

When a girl or guy dates others for the sole purpose of accumulating material goods in the form of presents etc. It is not prostitution because it is not formally acknowledged as such and seems like a normal relationship to outsiders.

Becky dates Ryan and in return for her love and affections gives her many expensive presents i.e.. Shoes, Jewellery and electronic goods.

This is an example of relastitution in that Becky is using Ryan for material gain and Ryan is buying Becky for physical/emotional pleasures.

by Joel R. Dick. March 20, 2008

Relass your Ass

Relass your Ass (alike "Relax Your Tits"), is a phrase to tell somebody to be easy and relax when a situation is not at all difficult to achieve. In Mexico, Relax your Ass = Relaja la Raja...

Case # 1.
Dude (sobbing) : Hey bro please help me, tomorrow is the fucking exam and that's my last chance!!!
Friend (badass): Relass your Ass man!... believe me, is less difficult than it looks.

Case # 2 (In Mexico City)
Dude: No inventes, ahí viene mi novia y no me he bañado...
Rascal: Relaja la Raja wey, ahorita la entretengo :)

by coyuyo October 16, 2015

Fecal Reasoning

fecal reasoning- can be used like Fecal Justification, meaning the justification one utilizes in order to justify their defecation in a socially unacceptable manner/location

"The only reason I shit in the bucket is cuz were on the boat."

Kristen, spare me your fecal reasoning please

by Tony. 305. October 15, 2007

top 10 reasons mally should live

1. he is epic
2. everyone loves him
3. he is very likeable
4. he is helpful
5. i am friends with him
6. he is a large qt
7. he hasnt seen life
8. he has so much to live for
9. please
10. DONT DIE I FUCKING SWEAR!!!

you- why should mally live?
me- i am pussydestroyer69
that is why top 10 reasons mally should live

by pussydestroyer69weedmlg October 16, 2020

for reasons

Used as an explanation as to why you are requesting something when you don't want the people to know why. The more sinister your statement sounds in context, the better.

What is that cute girl's name on the left of the picture? I want to know for reasons...

by Mec August 8, 2015

13th Reason

Reference to Netflix show, 13 reasons why. A reference to kys

Me: I just realized that strangers think me and my platonic friend are dating when they see us together in public
Other friend: yeah they do & he gives off republicans vibes 💀
Me: this is my 13th reason lmao

by LilNasX April 10, 2021

Reasons

Used to describe the frustrating or baffling result of a procedure when you aren't sure or confident that you have a valid explanation.

The client decided they wanted me to completely overhaul the project because reasons.

by DeadFish42 May 3, 2015