Release the kraken

To pwn, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on

I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow

by ashraptor April 1, 2010

Fuck and Release

Uhm, pretty self explanatory but for the nerds out there that jerk their own snake and need explanation it's a one night stand.

Bro 1: How did it go with that broad last night after that party?
Bro 2: Fuck and Release!

by h4b4n3r0 June 14, 2013

Pinch and Release

Applying slight pressure to a girl's bra strap with one hand, and quickly releasing it to unsnap the pins, in turn, unleashing the toys to your pleasure. (Make sure the hand you use is warm, usually a cold touch is a turn-off).

Guy: "Hey man, did you try the Pinch and Release like I told you?"
Buddy: "Yeah dude! It worked like a charm and totally got me some action!"

by Ridicularded December 27, 2010

Releasing the hostages

To describe a man masturbating

"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."

by Richard December 28, 2003

Early release

When a man blows his load first thing in the morning.

I had early release this morning and can't wait for a nooner. I usually start off by rubbing her bean then jump in both feet first.

by JoeyBomm May 27, 2020

Rip and Release

When you catch a fish and blow a bong rip into its mouth and release it into the wild.

In Alaska its very common for stoners to grab salmon with their bare hands and shotgun weed smoke into a fishes mouth then release it back into the water.

Hey bros, want to hit up the lake tonight and do some rip and release?

by Pete the wizard October 3, 2020

Release burp

The burp you have after eating a lot of food so you can continue eating

Johnny had a huge burp and then continued eating. He called it his release burp

by Secretlesbian June 8, 2018