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WHY ARE YOU READING THIS

just don't read this, ok? But still, WHY ARE YOU READING THIS
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not bikini ready

This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.
When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!
by eViL pOp TaRt April 28, 2006
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Binge read

When you get so engrossed in a book that you read it in one sitting.
I binge read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows yesterday till 3am. I just had to know what happened in the end.
by RockyBookWorm May 15, 2016
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What the fuck did I just read?

A question that you ask yourself after browsing Urbandictionary for prolonged periods of time.

Warning - prolonged browsing of Urbandictionary may result in you knowing things that you really wish you could unknow, and in some extreme cases, may lead to Mega Ultra Super Aneurysm.
search "1000000000th base" just up there in the search bar if you really want the "What the fuck did I just read?" experience. It's some really vile shit, so you HAVE been warned.
by Fruitfly April 13, 2014
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Summer Reading

Summer reading is when your teachers at your school assign a shitty book to read, that will last the whole summer. And half the kids ever bother to read, because they are bussy getting drunk or jacking off, except the nerdy kids. And by time the kids get back to school, there is always a essay or test about the book. And the honors classes had it worst! They must complete a whole project! (I can't!).
Teacher: your summer reading assignment is to read every single page of Paper Towns.

Student: *reads one chapter* this book is butt ass!

(New semester)

Teacher: pop test on the book you should have read. Will cout as 50% as your final grade.
by Aihc August 30, 2013
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Spencer Reid

Spencer Reid:

The best character on CBS's Criminal Minds.
The smartest person you will ever wish to meet. The person on Criminal Minds who all of the bad stuff happens too. (ex: kidnapped, toutured, almost killed, anthax, etc) The person on Criminal Minds that is the most amazing person ever and that one day you wish to marry him. When you think of Spencer Reid, you get angry at JJ or anyone on the show that just looks at your man, so mad you wish you could jump in the TV and pull his/her head off.

AKA: Matthew Gray Gubler
OH Spencer Reid.

DANG! Did you see what happened to Spencer Reid last night?

JJ stop breaking Spencer Reid's Heart.
by junealli June 18, 2009
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I cant read

by *enter generic name* August 25, 2018
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