Guy 1: This party is kickin'. I'm going to try to nail a randy.
Guy 2: Good idea, that way it won't get back to Sheila.
Guy 2: Good idea, that way it won't get back to Sheila.
by Joel TK July 16, 2008
Get the Randymug. 
by British: Randy August 16, 2015
Get the Randymug. by BTrandy March 6, 2009
Get the Randymug. Usually a douche. Eavesdrops on conversations that he isn't supposed to be in. Slicked black hair, which looks like he could have used spunk as a hair gel substance. Pale as fuck, like Edward from twilight. Acts like he knows everything, and supposedly is a,"Sexy Beast" even though he probably hasn't gotten any. Has weird theories about women, and thinks he looks very handsome. Usually relates women to materialistic things, such as cars, or guitars, which is NOT how you get a girl if you tell them that. Sings in 1 tone, for every song, and thinks he is "bad ass" because he hangs out with mexicans for "protection." Often relates things with stories of,"back home we use-ta do things this way!" Big redneck, likes female celebrities. Says things are "dirty" after someone says them, even though it is him with the dirty mind.
Also didn't start acting out until middle school. Has a very gay impression of gay people. Thinks his shit don't stink, but it REEKS.
Also didn't start acting out until middle school. Has a very gay impression of gay people. Thinks his shit don't stink, but it REEKS.
Wow, Randy hasn't been himself ever since middle school, because he had to set expectations for others and just had to be accepted.
by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC October 19, 2010
Get the Randymug. by Bald Balls December 6, 2010
Get the Randymug.