lyla rylands

absolute slapper

lyla rylands is an absolute slapper

by user02728294830292 August 29, 2022

Ryland

Absolute horrible human being. He/she is a Rylan wannabe, and have small dicks. They have no sense of adventure and will usually sit in their room watching porn but not jerk off. They think jerking off is a sport, but never win. They are the definition of dogshit.

What a fucking Ryland, jerking off in a school bus. He is also not attractive at all, I wish he was Rylan.

by Squished449 December 22, 2021

ryland parish

Mr aura. The king of all kings. One could say he is very hot and handsome . not dark tho

that ryland parish has so much aura

by TheRealBretHaskey December 18, 2024

Ryland

A goofy lad. The funniest lad. The kindest lad. A nice lad. Typically found in New Jersey.

Bro, have you met a Ryland yet?
Nah, I heard that they’re in New Jersey.

by canadaproofing November 23, 2021

Ryland

A goofy lad. The funniest lad. The kindest lad. A nice lad. Typically found in New Jersey.

Bro, have you met a Ryland yet?
Nah, I heard that they’re in New Jersey.

by canadaproofing November 23, 2021

Ryland Burnam

A very handsome and intelligent man.

Ryland Burnam is quite the handsome individual.

by fanumtaxgyatrizzler June 2, 2024

The Ryland

When the man sticks his penis in the bell hole of and oboe and the woman shoves the reed on the other end in her butt. Upon farting it creates a sound which, assuming the man is an oboist, can be used as the air source which the man fingers with the keys, creating beautiful music. The wind of the farts on the oboist penis causes him to cum in the oboe.

Little chunks of poo and cum splattered out of Luna's oboe during the spring concert, the result of him and Mia doing The Ryland passionately, painting his sheet music.

by J.S.B. April 16, 2025