a person with their priorities so far out of whack, that it is both pitiful and annoying. instead of focusing their attention on issues that really matter like out of control crime rates, global starvation or sex offenders, they wine about the man deer hunting to try to feed his family because our country is in a recession and it is a long cherished tradition passed down from father to son for hundreds of years. most of these nuts go as far as trying to strip these rights from us because they cant imagine themselves harvesting an animal for their family. so, in a display of infinite ignorance they think that if they wouldnt do it that it isnt right. this last is particularly amusing because most of these idiots are some form of Christian and according to the Bible, people were given domain over the animals and the animals were given to us for food. animal rights nuts dont understand that the deer population is higher now than it was when the pilgrims settled in.
guy 1: what should i get for my mother in law's birthday?
guy 2: what is she into?
guy 1: shes an animal rights nut.
guy 2: so, she is into sodomy huh? you should give her a picture of you in a leather jacket, eating a steak and wasting some of it. after that, since she is an idiot, you should kick her in the vag.
guy 2: what is she into?
guy 1: shes an animal rights nut.
guy 2: so, she is into sodomy huh? you should give her a picture of you in a leather jacket, eating a steak and wasting some of it. after that, since she is an idiot, you should kick her in the vag.
by kc512 March 7, 2010
Get the animal rights nut mug.1. The unexplained phenomenon introduced by an unidentified university professor. Students have decided it means to cum on the exam paper forcefully and with enthusiasm. Lead to the Cum-Finance riots of April 21st.
2. The God-given right every man and boy has to put his Dream Stream (aka magic milk aka money shot aka sperm worm aka white flight) WHEREVER he so chooses. No exceptions.
2. The God-given right every man and boy has to put his Dream Stream (aka magic milk aka money shot aka sperm worm aka white flight) WHEREVER he so chooses. No exceptions.
by Pantherstance April 19, 2009
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The rights of a bitch/Friend with benefit/booty call.
Bitches rights entitles said friend to a small favour every now and again. This extends to saving their bacon, lying for, getting the kettle on and bed therapy.
Bitches rights entitles said friend to a small favour every now and again. This extends to saving their bacon, lying for, getting the kettle on and bed therapy.
bird " mate, i've just driven a hundred miles, I'm calling bitches rights. get a brew on, i'm gaspin"
bird " mate, its been a long FKN day, i'm calling bitches rights, i need to ride this SHT out."
bird " mate, its been a long FKN day, i'm calling bitches rights, i need to ride this SHT out."
by Acheivment_Unlocked September 20, 2011
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if someone wants you to buy either fags or alcohol but are too young you have buyers rights which means you take 10% of the amount that you bought and keep it for yourself or give it to someone else.
for example if you buy a 14 year old a pack of 10 mayfair...then you have get buyers rights which gives you the right to keep one and smoke it yourself or if you buy someone a crate of 20 stella you get to keep 2
by klone2k7 October 13, 2007
Get the buyers rights mug.Nagging rights are a privelage inadvertantly granted to a girl at the beginning of a relationship. It generally refers to a gentleman's obligation to put up with ridiculous demands and constant irritation (which he would never do under normal circumastances) from a female partner for the good of the relationship.
Somehow, many women manage to retain nagging rights even after a breakup, especially in the case of divorce.
Somehow, many women manage to retain nagging rights even after a breakup, especially in the case of divorce.
"Dude, how many phone calls did you just ignore from your ex?"
"Who the fuck cares? She ain't got nagging rights no more!"
"Who the fuck cares? She ain't got nagging rights no more!"
by whyareallofthesetakendammit August 1, 2009
Get the Nagging rights mug.Seemingly a simple marketing slogan used by all civil and criminal solicitors, this famous line is actually from Breaking Bad season 2 episode 8. It makes a hilarious appearance in Saul Goodman's television advertisement:
"Hi I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I."
It is most commonly used amongst members of the unofficial, imaginary, crack-addicted breaking bad community that every zealous Breaking Bad viewer thinks they are uniquely apart of. The phrase is also the reason that many aspiring students have mistakenly entered the legal profession and incompetently represented and let down innocent people to the blood-thirsty prosecutors.
"Hi I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I."
It is most commonly used amongst members of the unofficial, imaginary, crack-addicted breaking bad community that every zealous Breaking Bad viewer thinks they are uniquely apart of. The phrase is also the reason that many aspiring students have mistakenly entered the legal profession and incompetently represented and let down innocent people to the blood-thirsty prosecutors.
Friend 1: "This Subway is so terrible they never properly wrap my sandwich, it's literally at risk of falling apart."
Friend 2: "Did you know you have rights?"
Friend 1: "Constitution says you do."
Both friends: "And so do I."
*Friend 1 has just been convicted of gross negligence manslaughter after jokingly pushing their best friend down steep stairs and causing their death. They are in court awaiting sentencing by the judge.*
Friend 1: *anxious and regretful* "I didn't mean to. I can't believe I did that man. I-I-I ca-can't bel-"
Friend 2: "Calm down. Calm down! Did you know you have rights!?"
*Judge looks up in confusion*
Friend 1: *wipes tears from eyes and sniffles* "Constitution says you do!"
Judge: *slams gavel* "Order please!"
Both friends together: "AND SO DO I!"
Friend 2: "Did you know you have rights?"
Friend 1: "Constitution says you do."
Both friends: "And so do I."
*Friend 1 has just been convicted of gross negligence manslaughter after jokingly pushing their best friend down steep stairs and causing their death. They are in court awaiting sentencing by the judge.*
Friend 1: *anxious and regretful* "I didn't mean to. I can't believe I did that man. I-I-I ca-can't bel-"
Friend 2: "Calm down. Calm down! Did you know you have rights!?"
*Judge looks up in confusion*
Friend 1: *wipes tears from eyes and sniffles* "Constitution says you do!"
Judge: *slams gavel* "Order please!"
Both friends together: "AND SO DO I!"
by bradleysheadissick August 17, 2023
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