Rectum Bandit 

One who likes to steal the virginity of someone else through anal sex only.

Kid 1: Dude, did you hear that Frank was a Rectum Bandit?

Kid 2: Yeah, my ass hurts already.

Rectum Bandit by FrankyFirecrotch January 14, 2009

rectum ribbon 

Toilet paper

Paul: Sorry man, I had to go orangastank and now we're all out of rectum ribbon.
Joe: Dammit Stan. Go buy some more!

rectum ribbon by Gary2234 June 13, 2011

Rectum Rock

A rock... inside of a rectum. It is used to either describe a rock in the Anus or to be displeased with something.

"well I just avoided the rectum rock that is paypal support."

"Hey Mom, did you take my rectum rock?"

Rectum Rock by sIurb May 13, 2021

Rectum Ransacker

Derogatory term for beligerent males of indeterminable sexual origin, implying aggressiveness in the homosexual act without necessarily seeking consent. Most rectum ransackers are found in all male communities, e.g. Prison, Public School, etc.

Joe's doing 6 months in Barlinnie.....Imagine the rectum ransackers that'll be firin' it up his ass on a regular basis?

Rectum Ransacker by Erchie McGeakle December 24, 2006

rectum plectrum

Pick or plec (guitar-style) used to (sadistically) play one's rectrum.

John: I was thinking of buying some assless chaps, and also a rectum plectrum. What do you think?
Dude: Uh, OK, dude starts running as fast as he can in the opposite direction.

rectum plectrum by Darbers April 15, 2008

rectum robber 

Someone who bums other men in the bum, whilst they are bumming other men in the bum.

That david hasselhoff is such a rectum robber

rectum robber by jiminy crocket June 11, 2006

rectum breath

What you'd call someone face-to-face if their breath smells as if they've been sticking their tongue up someone else's rectum, particularly if you don't like them.

Don't bother having a conversation with me rectum breath!

rectum breath by fuckinqueenslander June 19, 2008