Pythagorean Theorem

States that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. While this is useful in math class, you won't be using it when you are bagging groceries or working retail or selling Nerf Guns.

Student: Ms.? When will we use the Pythagorean Theorem in real life?
Teacher: Well, um, real estate agents often use it to find out how much a house is worth?
Students: Ekscuze me waddahell

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Pythagorean Throat Sex

When she or he gives their male partner extremely award winning deep throat. So good that it can be almost calculated down to the second of him busting a nut.

Girl 1: girl I told you he would bust in 2 minutes. My head game is genius!

Girl 2: girl you sure did. It was calculated right. You must have given him that Pythagorean Throat Sex.

by HAILYEAH! July 27, 2021

Pythagorean Throat Sex

When a woman or man can calculate down to the second when their male partner will bust a nut from award winning head.

Girl 1: girl I told you he would bust in 2 minutes.

Girl 2: you calculated that down to the milliseconds. You must have given him that Pythagorean Throat Sex!

by HAILYEAH! July 27, 2021

Pythagorizz

A fella who can spit the absolute greatest game, Like its math.

-"Girl You like building funny little legos?"

-Bro think he Pythagorizz

by The grinkler December 25, 2022

Pythagorean

Of or relating to the Greek philosopher and mathematician, Pythagoras, and his philosophy

The teacher explained the Pythagorean theorem to students in the geometry class.

by Super Chess Guy March 28, 2023