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punjabi’d 

Punjabi’d
(Verb)
The act of stealing something valuable from under one’s nose.
1. Did you see Gilbert’s face when that Indian guy stole his wife? Man, Gil got straight Punjabi’d!!
2. What happened to my shoes? Where are they? Man, I got Punjabi’d FO’ SHO’!!
punjabi’d by Pro Tech September 13, 2018

Punjabi Plunge

A) Name of the body slam by the WWE wrestler, The Great Khali.

B) Prior to performing the Punjabi Plunge, fill your significant others rectum with curry powder and allow your partner flatulate, creating a great red cloud. Immediately insert your member. After finishing, wipe the reddish residue off of your member and put a dot on your partners forehead. This will signify your mastery of the Punjabi Plunge.
Dude, did you see The Great Khali's Punjabi Plunge on the pay per view last night?

Shit I missed it! I was performing my own Punjabi Plunge last night.

Damn! So that's why you stink of curry and Sarah had that dot on her head!

Punjabi Reach-Around

An advanced sexual maneuver in which a man of Punjabi (or, more generally, Indian) background reaches around the backside of a woman and puts his finger in her butt.
Puneet tried to give me the old Punjabi Reach-Around again the other night. He's a Sikh freak!

punjabi slap 

The act pf putting curry on your penis and then whipping it onto a persons face.
"I just punjabi slapped todd earlier"

"Eat my punjabi slap"
punjabi slap by Greenbones December 20, 2015

punjabi slap 

The act pf putting curry on your penis and then whipping it onto a persons face.
"I just punjabi slapped todd earlier"

"Eat my punjabi slap"
punjabi slap by Greenbones December 20, 2015

Punjabi Popsicle 

when a man shits in a condom, freezes it, and then the woman uses it as a dildo
Stacy used my Punjabi Popsicle that iImade last night!
Punjabi Popsicle by hilesmiggins September 9, 2016