Pump and Dump

When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.

Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

Pump and Dump

When you're on the toilet and need to force shit out.

Bro 1: "Wait, I'ma pump the shit out, then take a bath"
Bro 2: Pump and Dump, I like it

by Ze Philippinian September 21, 2018

Pump and Dump

"Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam

Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

Pumping and dumping

The pumping refers to the rhythmic motion during sex and the dumping refers to the climax of the male.

The last time he was pumping and dumping, I got pregnant!!

by CrankyEngineer May 4, 2018

Pumping and dumping

When you whole team on siege runs pump shotguns (popularized by Supreme_aidan)

that greedy jager we are Pumping and dumping the attacker’s

by Supreme_aidan March 18, 2019

Pump & Dump

The act of smoking a blunt while on the toilet which intensifies the high due to the poop particles in the air.

"I did a quick pump & dump before work and was high until the next morning."

by jerkperc April 13, 2025

Pump and dump

The act of defecating after having intercourse.

"What is it about good sex that makes you want to shit? Must be all that pumping... pump and dump... "

by Justinsideyou October 19, 2020