puck

a stubby, fat, uncircumcised penis

"Man, did you check out the puck on that guy?"
"Ew, I know, right?"

by ZHdoubleKR June 2, 2019

puck

used as a verb... to rapidly launch hockey pucks at one's face and then scream "you got pucked!"

(smack! smack!) AHHHH stop the bleeding!
OH YEAH SON! YOU GOT PUCKED!!!!!!!

by brilliant brad February 25, 2004

pucks

burgers or hamburgers

don't eat too many of them pucks, they'll make you green.

by J Marek January 11, 2004

puck

Noun. Commonly used in Cape Breton, NS to describe a punch in the face.

C,mere bye! I'm gonna give you a puck in the face.

by Cha2007 January 4, 2007

puck

A derogatory term for Canadians. Not that it exists already, I just think it would be cool to start a new term. Also, I have met a few people who don't know the term canuck. Puck, because it's the main point of interest in hocket, a predominantly Canadian sport.

Can you believe this puck, if I hear him say eh again, I'll kick his ass.

by alan June 15, 2004

pucks

pucks - pills, x pills, derived from the term "pucker", used by only a few members of the elite.

"got any pucks mate?..yeh im sorted"

"sammy d is a pucks noob, llama"

by johny david ball June 30, 2005

Pucks in deep

Getting the puck into the dirty areas and the only thing hockey players say during an interview.

Reporter: How do you think you will be able to keep the lead in the 3rd period?

Hockey player: Ya you know, we just gotta get pucks in deep and get pucks to the net.

Reporter 2: What will it take to get by boston in the first round of the ploffs?

Player: You know, we gotta get pucks in deep, pucks to the net, and get in the dirty areas.

Reporter: Thanks for your time frank

Player: We gotta get pucks in deep and pucks to the net.

by Fuck eh April 7, 2019