Proto-Divorce

Noun:
When a marriage ends during the wedding due to terrible circumstances.
Jerry: WHAT HAPPENED?
Kelly: I punched his dad.
Jerry: So you're not getting married, then.
Kelly: Yes, it's a Proto-Divorce.
by Cromwelle October 07, 2022
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proto-meat

Edible animal products that under natural circumstances would become meat through animal young but not requiring the immediate demise of an animal such as unfertilized eggs and dairy products. The "lacto-ovo" of lacto-ovo vegetarian.
Proto-meat vegetarians eat unfertilized eggs and dairy products.
by Man on Mountain September 04, 2010
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the search for proto

The greatest movie ever filmed. Features an epic journey through the streets of west hempstead, searching for the glorious proto and his magical powers. If you haven't watched it yet, your a flaming homosexual
I saw the search for proto last night and creamed myself
by wh #3 January 20, 2010
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Proto

a philosophy on life, (short for prototype) which means to be a rough draft of what you are to become in the future.
in Proto we trust
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Proto

Originates from Scandinavia when the immigrants called the white people potatoes because of their skin colour. Later the white people started using the word proto about them self like the way black people call themselves niggas.

A Proto is a white person from North Europe.

Proto is often used to replace nigga when performing a rap lyric.

Black people will offend a white person by calling them proto, because they are referring to the word Potato and discriminating against their race.

A proto lifestyle includes doing stereotypical Scandinavian things like going cross-country skiing.
*meeting a fellow white Scandinavian*
Whats good my proto?!
by Proto vebbis June 28, 2018
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Proto

A blatant clone of Super Why. This dude is the mascot of Protegent, an Antivirus that barely does anything.
Proto: I am Proto your security is my motto
by PrersomnGtuy346789 December 06, 2021
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Proto

by Big[cock] August 03, 2018
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