smooth poser

it means what it means, ok?

be careful up there...it's notorious for...smooth posers

by lumpy princess June 29, 2010

Transitive Property of Butt Fucking

For N people n1, n2, n3... ...nN, if n1=n2 and n2=n3... nN-1=nN, Then n1=nN, where = can be verbalized as 'is butt fucking.'

If Preston is butt fucking me, and I'm butt fucking Eric, by the Transitive Property of Butt Fucking, Preston is butt fucking Eric.

by pseudomath April 28, 2010

poser goth/punk

Someone who labels themselves goth and or punk; yet doesn't know the true meaning of goth/punk. They usually just label themselves that because they think it makes them "cool".

poser goth/punk:"I'm goth. I listen to my chemical romance. I hate my life. And I wear black clothes cause it makes me look goth."

Or

poser goth/punk:"I'm punk. I listen to green day. I wear eyeliner like billie joe cause it makes me look punk."

by 4422 December 28, 2005

guitar hero poser

A little kid that plays the game Guitar Hero way too much and then thinks that they are cool because they listen to rock music. But truly, they don't know any songs other than the ones in the game.

"Man, your brother is such a guitar hero poser, he thinks he's badass because he knows one song by Megadeth."

by raven68 April 20, 2007

poser

1.) Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Avril Lavigne and their fans.
2.) To pose and pretend you're not a conformist or a prep when you are.

Oh my God, you conform to everything you're being told to do when you don't think that's what you do! What a poser!

by Super Tips March 26, 2023

Poser Wall

The Wall in Stores like Hot Topic that displays band T-Shirts, where posers will stare , reading random band names outloud in a poor attempt to seem Music Savvy.

Poser: "hmm They have The Misfits cool!! ohh i really like....*squints* Joy Division? *looks around store nodding head* (Quietly searches for a safe Fall Out Boy T-Shirt on the Poser Wall)"

by TEAM CHICKLET November 21, 2007

T-prose

Asserting dominance through the medium of prose

"Yo, this novel is so good"
"Yeah, it's one hell of a t-prose"
"I feel dominated"

by Shavesh March 24, 2022