Some teeth, a couple of kids, old trailer, rusty Jeep, fading tattoos, two pack a day habit, 38 hour a week job, lives in sweat pants, almost graduated high school, and is ready for another try at rehab.
“I got sooooooo hammered last night I made a pass at Brandi the Beast.”
“OMG, the Missouri Pretty one with the frizzy blonde dye job and the missing front tooth?”
“Yep, that’s her.”
“OMG, the Missouri Pretty one with the frizzy blonde dye job and the missing front tooth?”
“Yep, that’s her.”
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That really awesome close friend that you have shitloads of stuff in common with. She could be your soulmate or the girl of your dreams. You would LOVE to go out with but you're best friend's already going out with her.
Person 1: Hey, why don't you ask *insert girl's name* out?
Person 2: I would, but she's already going out with *insert best friend's name*.. she's a pretzyl.
Person 1: haha. shame on you bitch!
Person 2: *kills himself by slitting throat with spade*
Person 1: O.O
Person 2: I would, but she's already going out with *insert best friend's name*.. she's a pretzyl.
Person 1: haha. shame on you bitch!
Person 2: *kills himself by slitting throat with spade*
Person 1: O.O
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i think <movie, game, book, group of people> is a pretty cool guy. eh <what the aforementioned subject does> and doesn't afraid of anything.
i think <movie, game, book, group of people> is a pretty cool guy. eh <what the aforementioned subject does> and doesn't afraid of anything.
i think halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.
i think lesbians is a pretty cool guy. eh kisses girls and doesn't afraid of anything.
i think there will be blood is a pretty cool guy. eh drinks your milkshake and doesn't afraid of anything.
i think crime and punishment is a pretty cool guy. eh kills old ladies and doesn't afraid of anything.
i think monk is a pretty cool guy. eh is a afraid of everything and doesn't afraid of anything.
i think lesbians is a pretty cool guy. eh kisses girls and doesn't afraid of anything.
i think there will be blood is a pretty cool guy. eh drinks your milkshake and doesn't afraid of anything.
i think crime and punishment is a pretty cool guy. eh kills old ladies and doesn't afraid of anything.
i think monk is a pretty cool guy. eh is a afraid of everything and doesn't afraid of anything.
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