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Facebook Preacher

The act of posting ones religious beliefs on Facebook on a daily basis when in reality the don't follow the advice they are giving to everyone else. Usually ends up on someones blocked list, or unfriended.
Friend 1- Dude why's your mom always talking about the bible on Facebook? Does she not know that no one cares?
Friend 2- Idk shes such a Facebook Preacher because all she really does is sit around and smoke all day and watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune.
Friend1- Oh OK.
by Draketehrobber October 6, 2011
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Teach it like you preach it

1. Apply your specific, previously revealed wisdom to the situation.

2. An interjection used to encourage a rant, diatribe, or other awesome monologue.

3. You're on a roll (in immediate conversation), don't stop!
Liz Lemon: Dealbreaker!
Angie Jordan: Teach it like you preach it, Liz Lemon!
by Granite State October 21, 2010
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Precautionary poo

The kinda dump you have before going out for a meal, or a night out on the lash etc
Brb man, gotta go for a precautionary poo, don't wanna be turtlin' all night!
by M_R_B May 9, 2009
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Peechie

by Man who knows everything August 27, 2016
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Precalculus

You did good in algebra 2 and algebra 1 and never took geometry cause god knows why tf that is so now you go into this class as honors not knowing what the fuck precalculus even is until you step into it and within 2 weeks you're already so fucking confused on it. This class is full of angels and random numbers put together that only mathematicians are gonna need in life. It's based off of trigonometry and just full of numbers that are multiplied by itself and next thing you know after their squared you have to put em into a fraction which then turns into a square root based off a faction and then you have to find x and y.
Algebra 2 was easy af I got a 100 3rd quarter lemme

*sees precalculus* I wonder what this class is

Junior year: What.The.Fuck.
by Xonkru October 20, 2020
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PeeCee

Derogatory slang for 'PC', which is an abbreviation for 'Personal Computer'

It mainly refers to IBM-compatible x86 systems, often running Microsoft Windows.

The term is believed to be mostly used among Macintosh users.
Me: I guess I have to get Virtual PeeCee to run this damn thing
My Peecee friend: Stop saying 'PeeCee' or I won't give you any beer
by gschjetne July 12, 2005
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Perection

When you have to pee so bad you get a boner
Brandon: Man, I had to pee so bad during that math test that I got a boner.

Tyler: Yeah man, perections suck.
by NoPop December 19, 2009
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