pinch the prairie dog

the act of separating shit from ones butt hole. allowing a precise and clean cut of the fecal matter completing it's journey to the toilet.

you- hurry up in there man i need to take a shower.
friend- dude i'm trying to shit.
you- pinch the prairie dog and hurry up washing your hands.

by moreau October 23, 2012

Kiss of the Prairie Dog

The unfortunate accident accompanying a "Prairie Dogging" episode where feces makes contact with an undergarment leaving behind a mark. Similar in nature to the british version of "touchin' cotton."

Dan: "Hey, Delaney are you ok? You seem distressed."
Delaney: "Yeah I just gotta get to the ladies room, if that meeting took any longer I was sure to have a kiss of the prairie dog to deal with!"

by zero120 August 27, 2013

California Prairie Dog

A sexual act in which the male begins to poop but leaves the feces partially in his rectum, then proceeds to insert it into his partner's vagina while creating a motion so as to have sex with her using his crap.

Bill had to poop partway through sex with Jill, so he took advantage of the moment and performed a California Prairie Dog.

by ebshmus September 11, 2008

prariedogging

where u really need to take a huge dump and u gotta keep squeezing it back in becos its forcing its way out

Stewy: find a toilet man im prariedogging!!

by Chri$$un October 8, 2008

prairie dog

when you really have to go number two and your poop goes in and out
elizabeth

I really had to go poop and i had a prairie dog

by Elizandhal October 16, 2013

prairiedogging

when you have to yhite so bad that it is literally coming out of your asshole, a common mishap for a comedian before they go on stage in Armagh

"This is great content right now, there is a shit prairiedogging out of my ass"

by prairiedogging December 30, 2021

smudge the prairie dog

the very beginning of a turd that is trying to sneak out of your anus...especially when you cant make it to a rest room. It will try and try to make its way out, but you have to keep on clenching to keep it in...

I was at the racetrack, watching the race, when I felt 'smudge the prairie dog' trying to make his way out. The shitter was about a mile away, so I had to fight with him all stinking day!

by smudge the prairie dog September 19, 2009