A rapper from Texas whom looks like a homeless man and raps about he's past life manly course you know "STRAIGHT OUTTA TEXAS A HOMELESS GUY NAMED POST MALONE" he loves wearing rlly old weird clothes and has some pretty cool grillz if I say so myself he has a small sense of humor and doesn't mumble well raping which makes it an understandable song m8 AND THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!!
by Austin post February 14, 2018
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Get the Post Mahoned mug.A cool kid named Owen who looks like Post Malone, who doesn't brush his teeth like Post Malone and looks like high all the time.
by Post Malowen October 30, 2018
Get the Post Malowen mug.To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.
by decoygrandma July 20, 2018
Get the post maloned mug.Hearing a song and thinking it’s by someone black, but when you look up the artist it’s by someone that’s white.
I looked up the artist Speedgang because I liked the song “Bitch Go Die” and saw that this dude was white as a ghost. I was shook, legitimately thought he was black. Just like when Post Malone became famous. I’ve been Post Maloned
by Baby_Kakes21 February 16, 2019
Get the Post Maloned mug.To the point of being so stoned, you don't think there is a point much higher you can get. Feeling stoney-bologna as lit as Post Malone is.
by !E*RICKY! February 19, 2021
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