pogchampicus

An absolutely fucking awesome moment: inexplicably poggers

Timothy: Yo, got three terrorists on my 6! Give me the .50, i'll blow 'em to bits!
*Terrorists fucking die*
James: Pogchampicus bro!!

by Baby Kata! February 15, 2021

Office Porching

the act of sitting in Adirondack chairs while doing absolutely nothing preferably on an office porch but anywhere is acceptable; witnessing drama; or being the drama

hey guys we should go office porching right now

by Mrs. Gebroe July 12, 2022

Porch Beer

Here is the porch beer recipe. It can only be made in the summer.

1. Buy a bunch of Heineken. This is the raw ingredient necessary for the brew. No substitutions with quality beer allowed.
2. Put it in a cooler with ice and a bunch of other beer and a turkey/tomato/mayo/lettuce/Swiss wrap. Let part of the sandwich fall into the ice.
3. Leave the cooler on the back porch in the sun for a month. Do not drain the water or pick out the wrap.
4. Open the cooler, and clean everything up. Throw out all the other brands of beer and wash teh Heiny bottles under your backyard spigot to get the cap rust off and to clean off the botulism from what was the turkey wrap.
5. Line the beers up on the same bench you have the upended cooler drying out on. Ensure this location gets the sun/rain/wind, etc.
6. Leave beer in the sun for a month or more.
7. Put beer in fridge.
8. Drink and stand the fug back.

Note: Author is NOT responsible for what happens to you, or those around you, your loved ones or your marriage.

Author's stomach and intestines have been hardened by food poisoning in Turkey, by undercooked lamb and sheep testicles in South Africa, balut in the Philippines, swamp crawdads and by years of bad cooking. The novice porch beer maker with a Wonder bread stomach could be KILLED.

May God have mercy on your soul.

Last year's foolhardy porch beer experiments are still haunting my colon.

by NYA RW June 11, 2011

Porsha

Porsha is a nice also can be mean type girl& she is freaky , loyal and she a type of girl to fall in love with shes very sweet and selfish for whats hers and shes sometimes slow at some moments

Porsha is porsha fall in love with a porsha youll never regret

by Controla January 3, 2017

porch mama

A mother who yells, shouts, or screams out commands to her kids from her porch or deck.

She's a porch mama. She just sits on her ass barking out orders.

by dscott August 9, 2005

porch dick

when someone is sitting on their porch acting like a dick

That guy on the walking dead was a porch dick.

by yo dan March 8, 2015

porsha

a very cute girl, with long hair and loves to have fun and wants to please everyone around her

that new girl who always invites me to partys, she a porsha.

by tofungirly October 16, 2011