Poots

poots means sex

are you rooting for a pooting?
are you wanting sex?

do u fancy poots?
do u fancy having sex?

by baby92 May 25, 2009

Poot

noun.;The sound a honda civic makes when accelerating.

hey, thats the sound my car makes!
*hits gas peddle*
poot-poot-poot...

by Jaren November 26, 2005

Poot

A female fart or one of light and airy tone with mild smell.

She couldn't have farted, because girls poot!

by warewoof September 11, 2003

Poot

The act of pushing out a toot too hard and a little poo slithers out of your bungole.

Don't you hate it when you're on a date then you try to let out a harmless fart and it turns out to be a poot.

by BholeItaliano July 11, 2011

poot

A person of lower intelligence, more specifically a buffoon.

"You're such a poot!"

by K - Dizzle October 1, 2006

poot

Poot is the slug-like pet alien belonging to Kreeblim from Bruce Coville's novel "My Teacher Fried my Brains." Small, furry, and with eye stalks and no skeletal structure, it is reminiscent of Star Trek's tribble.

He cuddled his pet poot.

by Peter Murawski March 23, 2005

The Poot

The Poot is a burrowing creature that lives in Southern Africa. Although it possesses massive feet it usually uses its breasts to ploeg* through the ground

*Ploeg is when you work the fields to plant food.

Wow Tjoop! You are acting like The Poot

by Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux II the June 5, 2023