Poo.cus.sion \pü-kə-shən\
When one incurs a concussion upon smelling feces and experiences moments of extreme and ambiguous disorientation (not to be confused with 'Poocushion')
When one incurs a concussion upon smelling feces and experiences moments of extreme and ambiguous disorientation (not to be confused with 'Poocushion')
Example One:
Thaddius - "Hey man, you weren't making any sense yesterday after you left the bathroom at Chili's"
Cam - "...oh no, I must have suffered a Poocussion"
Example Two:
After experiencing a severe case of Poocussion of the most seldom occurrence Frank stumbled around the apartment for the rest of the afternoon mumbling to himself.
Frank - "I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, aahh I'm gonna...gonna, gonna (sigh)"
Thaddius - "Hey man, you weren't making any sense yesterday after you left the bathroom at Chili's"
Cam - "...oh no, I must have suffered a Poocussion"
Example Two:
After experiencing a severe case of Poocussion of the most seldom occurrence Frank stumbled around the apartment for the rest of the afternoon mumbling to himself.
Frank - "I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, aahh I'm gonna...gonna, gonna (sigh)"
by Principal Midget December 13, 2010
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"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"
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Steven: Well... you know what they say... Can't Pooch the Mounouch
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Poochin is holding out on someone.
Why you poochin on that Crown Royal?
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Tech/Geek term. Etymology unknown: supposed origin may be derived from a source comparing the negative denotative context of "dog" with the condition it describes.
Definition:
Used to be working and should be functioning, but is no longer running/functional.
Tech/Geek term. Etymology unknown: supposed origin may be derived from a source comparing the negative denotative context of "dog" with the condition it describes.
Definition:
Used to be working and should be functioning, but is no longer running/functional.
by Ben Gardner April 25, 2003
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