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fiscal policy 

*noun*, efforts by the government to intentionally run a deficit in order to stimulate the economy during a recession. Loosely associated with Keynesian economics.

According to basic economic theory, recessions occur because there is a basic mismatch between aggregate demand and potential output. One approach for solving this is for the government to buy more goods and services than it has revenues to cover, thereby creating conditions in which effective demand is greater than the stock of goods currently in business inventory (given recessionary prices).

Under a stimulus, the jolt of extra money in circulation creates inflation, which has the effect of lowering real prices. Customers then respond to the {de facto} price reduction by buying more, which leads to more hiring, thence to more effective demand, thence to economic recovery.

Another reason fiscal policy stimulates the economy is that the private sector is not investing or consuming its own output. Increased taxes would simply reduce private consumption, so those cannot be increased; but spending is increased to fill the breach.
I think it is possible that fiscal policy will have even more 'oomph' in this situation," Christina Romer, who heads the Council of Economic Advisers, told an economics conference.

"When households and businesses are liquidity-constrained by reduced lending, any money put in their pockets is more likely to be spent," she said.

--Reuters, "White House's Romer: Stimulus may pack more punch" (3 March 2009)
fiscal policy by Abu Yahya March 3, 2009
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Open door policy

A phrase that in the perfect world you should be able to talk about any problems you have with your job guilt free.
How it really works come in talk to us and we will fire your ass.
If you have any problems come on in and talk to us we have a open door policy were all one big happy family family.

Jim: my manager is making fun of me.
That manager got a talking to

Now Jim has a write up hours cut and and is on the verge of getting fired
Open door policy by angry server February 25, 2017

asshole policy 

In any given relationship you have with another person that person is bound to be an asshole at some point so you mite as well be an asshole first.
Example 1
"I knew that the car in front of me was about to cut me off so I implemented the asshole policy and sped up so he couldn't get in front of me."

Example 2
I was walking out of wal-mart the other day and this bum said "excuse me sir", I could tell he was about be an asshole and ask me for money so I put the asshole policy into effect and told him "get a fucking job" before he had a chance to say another word.
asshole policy by dangoombie February 24, 2010

Joke Policy

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

Often used for situations where a joke or action has offended people and the offending person just shrugs it off.
When we asked John why he wore a pink suit to his grandpa's funeral, he simply replied "Meh, Joke Policy."

After the Party we asked Tony if he remembered what all he had done. He told us "Even if I did, I wouldn't care. It's all for Joke Policy anyway."
Joke Policy by Mr. Ohno January 25, 2011

Closed Door Policy 

1 Slang in a corporate environment where feedback and open communication from cubicle monkeys is strongly discouraged. Opposite of Open Door Policy.

2 Sarcastic term used to mock an organization's Open Door Policy double speak, when their Open Door Policy is just meaningless tripe and lip service.
I thought of a great way to save the company some money, but our manager's Closed Door Policy ensures that will never happen... she thinks ideas from the cubicle farm are a waste of her precious time. I feel like such a tool.

privacy policy 

A privacy policy is the state of action where company procedure regarding personal information is shown to punters (potential clients). This is aimed to set them at ease regarding thier information, although since it is a policy and not a contract, it can be broken with internal permission.
Forget a lame privacy policy- we've got a privacy contract!


--From some internet security site I encountered some time ago.
privacy policy by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

Privacy Policy 

Privacy Policy by thrgere August 11, 2020