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Polish Pounder

When you get fucked so hard by a polish guy you actually get stupider with every stroke that polish thunder fucker is giving you or a very large hot dog like sandwich with melted cheese
Uhhh I think I got a polish pounder last night cuz I don't remember how to tie my shoes
by Peterbilt4all May 4, 2017
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Piss and Polish

When one urinates while brushing their teeth to save time or to simply have fun.
I was running late for work so I got shit done by using the piss and polish.
by supersturi February 17, 2010
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Can't polish a turd

Despite your best efforts, there are some things you just can't fix/improve.

To point out futile attempts to conceal/change the baisc nature of something.
1) Joe: Danny's back in town. He lost a bunch of weight, got a nose job, got hair plugs and now wears really flashy clothes but he's still one ugly motherfucker.

Jim: Well, you can't polish a turd.

2) The comb-over hairstyle
by henryj May 12, 2006
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Polish Popcorn

When someone consumes nothing but sweetcorn for a few days then places a heated butt plug in there ass. Finally when the popcorn is ready the maker will bend over and deliver their freshly prepared produce to a hungry individual to munch on.
The kind Polish man ate his sweetcorn and put his butt plug on heat to prepare for his movie night with his hungry friend. He knew how his friend enjoyed Polish Popcorn
by King Polish Sausage July 12, 2022
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polish party boy

Someone who is in there mid to late thirties who never out grew the club scene. Allways wears tight fitting clothes, offen with unreadable chinese graphics.
Holland is such a polish party boy, he will never grow up.
by magic man 420 June 10, 2011
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Polish handjob

The act of receiving a handjob from someone who is quite inexperienced and moves the penis on multiple axes.
Last night was terrible, Paulina gave me a polish handjob.
by Mangystache November 2, 2015
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white nail polish

Oh she got that white nail polish so you know she got that good good.
by Zayden 21 July 20, 2017
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