Please

I am all set
I have satisfied my craving

“Would you like to play world of warcraft tonight?
“Please…..i got my human mage to 60 this morning”

by Cbmbrewer March 26, 2026

Please

Please don't let them use f word with the Lord's name

You shouldn't use f world with the Lord's name. Please

by Cleanliving March 28, 2026

Please no punterino

Term used by Jimmy Broadbent. Punting in racing terms means the car behind goes into the back of the car in front. Please no punterino is a desperate cry, often heard ahead of the first corner on lap one.

I feel like someone's gonna yeet it up the inside, please no punterino

by Jesiotre October 10, 2019

Please proceed, Governor

When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.

Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
...
Romney humiliated by debate moderator

by jcb82 October 19, 2012

please give me coke

An innocent phrase that got fucked up by some innocent korean girl's accent. She's thirsty either way.

Random korean girl on youtube: please give me coke
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH it sounds like cock

by monke cactus March 1, 2021

please sign in to vote and post new definitions

when urbandictionary.com make u sign in

I hate this website it keeps saying "please sign in to vote and post new definitions."

by orblooc June 27, 2018

Please to refrain

Tabrizi proverb (made famous by Qalandar of Tabriz)

To cease, desist, stop whatever it is you're saying or doing. A badass thing to say to someone when you want to lay the smackdown on them.

Maajid Nawaz, please to refrain. You being defecations.

by Pleasetorefrain August 11, 2014