playboy pussy

An innie vagina that is small and pleasant to look at. Much like those seen on the pages of playboy

Adam: Damn, Laura looks great naked
Jim: Really? Nice looking lady bits?
Adam: oh yeah. Total playboy pussy

by Mark Suckitberg March 19, 2019

The Playboi Carti Effect

Someone who has always thought of Playboi Carti as a trash artist until they've listened to the Flex transition and have transcended to another level of the psyche.

"Man, Playboi Carti is just a horrible rapper... you cant even understand him!"
"I hear you bro, but listen to Flex off of his self titled album Playboi Carti."

* 4 minutes later...*

"That transition was fucking crazy bro, I felt my soul coming out of my body!"
"For real bro, thats what you call The Playboi Carti Effect."

by IDKH December 6, 2020

cookie-cutter playlist

A very cliched playlist that includes mostly top 40 hits from the last several years with little else in the way of variety, or good music.

"That girl's playlist had nothing but mainstream hip-hop and pop hits, it was definately a cookie-cutter playlist.

by maxer515 January 19, 2009

playboy

1. An old-fashioned term refering to a perpetual bachelor who is extremely successful with beautiful women.

Women typically want to be with a playboy, they often want to marry him, and some obsess over him. The playboy cares about the women who love him, and can be tormented by how often he hurts them.

A playboy has an intrinsic confidence, the primary source of his attraction. A playboy does not "try" to sleep with women. It would be beneith him. This is merely a side-effect of a charming evening.

The term "playboy" should not be mistaken for the more contemporary "player." Players tend to have low self-esteem and attempt to sleep with women in order to gain self-confidence, a stark distinction from the playboy.

2. A girly magazine, the target audience for which is older, married men who are no longer able to be playboys themselves and boys too young to be playboys, usually the sons of the primary target group.

1. You're a bit of a playboy aren't you?
Oh, I don't know.
It's okay, I'm going to sleep with you anyway.

2. Did you get your dad's playboy?
Yeah, I've got it right here!

by The Playboy February 20, 2010

Playlistism

Discrimination based not on race, gender, or religion, but rather on a disturbingly horrible iTunes music library discovered through a school or job network.

Refers to the "shared music" feature available on iTunes in which one can browse the various music libraries of the co-workers or classmates in the network. Often requires awkward explanation of why you have "that song."

Mike accused me of playlistism when I questioned his collection of Color Me Badd b-sides.

by Edwin January 23, 2005

Playboi Carti

He is one of the greatest, most influential and most lyrical musicians to ever live on our planet. In one of Chief Keefs iconic masterpieces called "Uh Uh" where Playboi Carti also known as King Vamp is featured in, Cash Carti goes:
"Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh (tell a tale)
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh
Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh"

In conclusion Jordan Carter (Playboi Carti) really is a hero of our generation, a legend. One that we needed but did not deserve.

Hakeem: "Aye Kyle have you heard Playboi Carti's new song?"
Kyle: "You mean that stupid vampire?"
*Hakeem punches Kyle as hard as he can and sends him to the hospital. In the hospital, the nurses do not want to treat Kyle because of the wrong words he used. Kye ends up dying.*

by VampireSlatt123 June 26, 2021

Playoff P

Originally a prideful self-declared nickname that NBA basketball player Paul George gave himself during the 2018 NBA Playoffs, but later turned viral Twitter meme and absolute mega roast after Paul George’s shit performance vs the Denver Nuggets in game 7 of the 2020 Western Conference Finals, leading to the loss and ultimate elimination of the LA Clippers.

Also popularly referenced as “Pandemic P” due to the 2020 NBA Playoffs taking place at the same time as the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Kawhi Leonard: We might lose this game Paul you got any ideas?

Paul George: Yeah you ever heard of Playoff P?

Kawhi Leonard: eheHUHUHUHUH!

by WhosChino September 16, 2020