board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

by Sexydimma September 28, 2017

Platformer's Migraine

a migraine that occurs when a person plays an extremely difficult platformer.

"My head really hurts"
"Did you seriously get platformer's migraine after 3 levels?"
"Really hard levels."

by Sossololpipi February 13, 2021

Under the platform

When someone is at a train station with the intention of committing suicide.

I was under the platform yesterday

by Jdw6122 November 25, 2023

Platform pooze

A position of privilege wherein ones faeces and urine is placed above the heads of those living nearby as per Train station elevated platform toilet blocks.

"Anybody can float a platform poos over there house, it's free!"
Platform pooze

by Abbott December 3, 2022

Platform

Oh? Is this one not as big and, therefore, not as good? Figures...

Hym "Oh is this not a real platform? Oh well! I guess I'll hop on tik tok and see if I can dance so good they make me a Fire Emblem character. Oh wait! I already am that. Is that what you all want? Does the literally anime character that lives on urban dictionary not have enough reach for you? Because I see how Denzel Washington and Ricky Gervais are always quoting those super famous tik tokers all the time so I think what I should do is hop on a REAL platform because that way I'll be a legitimate guy."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2023

Platformism

Discrimination by gamers on other gamers who use a different platform to play

User 1. i hate mobile and console players they are cannon fodder for pc players and they fucking suck at the game

User 2. platformism

User 1. shut up brokie

by User4242 August 1, 2023

Platform Wuh

bay area rapid transit's fucking way of saying one/1

Nine car Antioch Train Now Boarding Platform wuh

by Columbux January 2, 2020