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a gift from the gods. no one knows why ist so delicious. many have tried...and failed miserably. others have also tried...and SUCCEEDED!!! you can live on this food since you can always change the delicious ham and pepperoni to boring vegetables.
dad: sonny we have pizza today. sonny:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(heard from outer space)
pizza by DATBOOMGUY December 2, 2019
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pizza by supascot1 May 24, 2020
Slice of dough with (mostly) tomato sauce and variety of toppings, e.g. meat, cheese, vegetables etc. But remember, if you put pineapple on pizza, it's no longer pizza. It becones a pie.
Pizza is awesome meal.
pizza by DefinitelyNotToohka June 8, 2020
the holy incarnation of the god of all universes that have ever existed, also its pizza
Pizza by God_Of_Pizza January 4, 2022
The U.S. Congress recently announced pizza as a vegetable due to the amount of TOMATO puree inside, of course we all know tomato is a fruit, Oh how we love America
Pizza by Beefmcabington November 25, 2011
"mum, can we PLEASE have pizza tonight?"
"oh, all right. where from thought?"
"ummmm.........pizza hut?
"ok"
"c'mon!!!!!!"
pizza by ben johnssonn July 28, 2005
Whatever you want it to be....

(Think in-ur-end-o)
Maddie: Mmm, I love me some meaty pizza.

Polly: I prefer vegetarian.

Jenny: Well, I like personal pizzas.

Meagan: You would.

Jenny: I do.

Maddie: I know, right?

Polly: For sure, right?

Meagan: Fo siz, affirmative?
Pizza by BHS Tech August 22, 2008