pity shit

When a fucker dismisses something upsetting that's happened to you in order to proclaim their own "shittier" experience.

Major pity party.

Pete: I tried to tell Rebecca about my terrible night but she just kept pity shitting on me.

Doris: What a cunt.

by just pete October 7, 2020

Pitbull Cookies

Cookies infused with weed and unholy souls that will transcend your body to a state or nirvana. These cookies can only be eaten by gods but CAN be made by mortals. The Cookies were originally made after a stoner made a batch of edible cookies but a nuclear bomb destroyed his houses and killed him and after the explosion, scientists found the cookies lying on the ground radiating immense energy. The legendary original batch is at the bottom floor of Area 51 and the first test subject to eat them was erased from existence. The only known mortal to be able to eat these cookies is 2000s American rapper Pitbull, thus the infamous name. No matter how many people have tried to replicate the cookies, nothing comes close to the power of the original batch.

Trevor: "Dude did you make Pitbull cookies?? DONT EAT THEM YOU'LL DIE!!!"
Derek: "I did your mom lol"

by Jsweezey2000 December 30, 2020

pitudo

una hombre con un miembro masculino con gran volumen, también se puede usar para hacer sentir bien a algunos hombres diciéndoles ´pitudo´, ellos se sentirán especiales

sos un pitudo! veta a coger a mi abuela

by mamahuevo May 15, 2020

Pity Sex

When a girl has sex with a boy just to make him feel better about himself or special

When Rachel lost her virginity and had pity sex with Finn just to make him feel special

by pressedlemon January 25, 2013

pity pussy

when a girl gives out sex out of pity or when she feels sorry

Girl 1: Aw man, John just got dumped by his girlfriend.
Girl 2: You should give him some pity pussy
or
Girl 1: That nerd will never get some in his life
Girl 2: Pity Pussy time!

by dave!7 February 5, 2009

Preston Pitbull

A safety manuever used in a canadian penetentary setting. When forced to give prison felatio treat the other prisoner good and as soon as you hear the first sign of pleasure (usually a moan of some sort) lock your jaw as a pitbull would and jerk your head from side to side like a dog with a pull toy. This has two possible outcomes you get shanked or you never have to use this manuever again.

"sure ill give u head ill treat you good too" but as soon as you moan I'll chomp and rip ur dick off just like a Preston Pitbull! Sack ya quick

by Samuel Leblanc September 30, 2009

pity

what you have when you feel sorry for someone and want to do something good for them.

I pity him so i walked over to him and talked to him

by askdhksadh June 7, 2007