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trying to take a shit without pissing

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009
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pasting

Putting toothpaste on one's nipples with the intent of getting lightheaded or high.
Johnny was out of weed so he started pasting to get his fix.

My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.
by Broseph_Isa May 6, 2012
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pissing me off

Makes you very frustrated
He was talking so loud, it was really pissing me off..
by lokka June 11, 2014
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Phisting

Phisting is when, after your usernames and passwords have been phished, your credit cards are maxed and your bank accounts drained.
I was phished, then phisted, in less than 24 hours. Worst phisting I've ever had.
by b0xxx February 13, 2008
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bluetooth pissing

The act of standing and taking a leak hands free, in other words not holding your dick.
Dave is always bluetooth pissing, that's why his shoes are always wet.
by michaelh_66 June 10, 2008
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Log Posting

Log posting is an action by which an individual goes to 4chan’s random board (/b/) and starts a thread any picture or variation of Andy Biersack (aka Andy Sixx) lead singer of black veil brides (BVB). The individual states and refers to the ritualistic consumption of the rock star’s fece’s. Accompanying texts include: “well?” And “would you”
I just went to /b/ and started log posting
by Andy6 logs February 21, 2023
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Pissing Tumbleweeds

Expression used for a male or female that has not had sexual interaction with another person in a long time. Much like in old western films, tumbleweeds are a symbol of barren and dry land. Your nether regions feel much like such a land when in this physical state. Ergo, pissing tumbleweeds.
"Dude, I haven't had any action in like, months. I'm pissing tumbleweeds."

"Are you kidding me? I went to a private Catholic high school. I was pissing tumbleweeds for four years!"
by AlsnStvn July 19, 2009
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