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Pistachio

A degusting nut that is eaten by old people. For some odd reason this nut is used in many different types of foods such as, ice cream, milk, candy, baked goods, bread, anything you can think of. There are even pistachio flavored gummie worms (who in the world is eating that garbage)
This pistachio is so good. The rich earthy flavor is soaking into mu tongue.
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Taking the pistachio

Another way of saying "taking the piss" which means "are you serious?". This phrase came from the Irish television show, "Damo and Iver".
Friend: *does something stupid*
Me: Are you actually taking the pistachio?!
by Catherine Witch November 28, 2017
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Pistachio

Pistachios are bait used by naughty naughty people...
"He got offered pistachios, he's never been seen since.
by got assaulted by pistachios :( January 10, 2023
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Pistachio

In reference to the Clit of female who has scleroderma.
Dam, Steph’s scleroderma is so bad her clit resembles a pistachio.
by LeakyJoint February 26, 2025
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Pistachio Ice cream

if you eat this you're insane.

go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.
by anonymous May 24, 2021
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pistachio joe

pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.
pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"
by frickhorses September 2, 2014
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Tyler Pistachio

by ILIKITWENUCALMEBIGPAPA November 7, 2017
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