Man Panties

A thong with a special "cup" to hold the male genitalia.

Girlfriend: "I just like to go to sleep wearing a T-shirt and Panties!"

Boyfriend:"Me Too!!!!"

Girlfriend:"Panties??

Boyfriend:"Ummmm... MAN PANTIES!!!"

by girl w/out panties May 1, 2004

panties

the greatest word in the English langauge.

She gently removed her panties prior to being jumped and ravaged throughout the entire evening.

by XXX October 15, 2004

pentiofotal

Similar to dispensable, but colloquial.
The opposite is "pentiofatal".

Using a condom is totally pentiofotal.

by Mister G. to the T. to the E. March 2, 2009

Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider

Many mortals are familiar with The mighty Clock Spider, defeator of Limecat, who once was photographed behind a clock. Most mortals think that Clock Spider is the supreme Huntsman Spider Deity. Little do they know that another mighty Spider indeed exists and that the balance of power in the heavens is also underlined and influenced by...

THE CHEESY HOTEL PAINTING SPIDER.

With uncanny agility, the spider can flatten itself to the wall and scurry with such speed that the Earth's rotation speed at the equator increased by 0.1 Km/h to its current speed of 1,669.8 km/h.

Within minutes, global warming increased, icebergs begin to melt, and Al Gore's book sales increased by 23% causing riots in every major city in the world because if he was right about that, maybe he was also correct about Manbearpig.

Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider team up with Clock Spider to once and for all defeat Limecat?

Or... w Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider double cross Clock Spider and side with Limecat to defeat Closk Spider?

The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider is know to become violent upon hearing the catchphrase "But Wait There's More" on the Ronco Showtime Stainless Steel Stamped 20-Piece Knife set infomercial.

by TJGUYBRI January 17, 2010

SANS X THANOS X SAM X HEROBRINE X WHEATLEY X PANTI

the best ship in the universe.

You arent real unless u a SANS X THANOS X SAM X HEROBRINE X WHEATLEY X PANTI fan

by Zippy_is_lame July 6, 2019

Wet Panties

The state of undergarments when the wearer (usually a woman) becomes intensely aroused or excited to the point that she (or he) actually begins to release sexual juices.

She became so excited and aroused that she suddenly had wet panties

by Dubeal May 23, 2010

Pantie Blocked

Describes the event in which a man begins to slide his hand down the woman's panties, to pleasure her, but is blocked by the woman's hand before reaching the threshold.

"Dude, did you get some pussy last night?"

"Nahh man, she Pantie Blocked me"

by BitchYouSemenDreamin May 9, 2011