pigster

-A police officer, derived from the word, Pig, another slang term for a cop.
-Used as a derogatory name when talking to one.

Cop- "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"
Driver- "No...why pigster?"

by the pigster December 13, 2006

pistachio

Used as a literal replacement for "That's what she said" in times when the full statement would be deemed crass and boorish, e.g. when in the presence of your grandmother.

"It was hard"
-"Pistachio"

by rtac April 29, 2008

PistaDex

noun: pistadex - a figure representing to average asking price of a Bianchi Pista Bike on craigslist.org across several hip metropolitan areas

I saw a Pista on Seattle craigslist for $1,200. That's more than a new one. How will that affect the Pistadex?

by AnnaZed June 24, 2008

pistadex

pista•dex |’pistá-deks| (abbr. PDEX)
noun
a figure representing the average asking price of a Bianchi Pista on craigslist.org across several hip metropolitan areas.

After closing of major markets the pistadex (PDEX) was up 12 points closing at all-time high of 1262.76.

Dude the pistadex is way up but I think I want to buy anyway.. it's just going to keep going up yaknow.

Yeah, buy. I think. Buy, buy, buy. (it's never going to stop)

by pistafairy May 28, 2008

twin plaited pigtails

Hair braided into two braids

Her sandy hair was pulled back into twin plaited pigtails, each tied with a bright-red ribbon.

by Morgan Tierney October 31, 2006

texas pistachio wagon

n. slang for the testicular region, particularly when said region is struck violently.

He took one in the Texas Pistachio Wagon.

by gert April 17, 2006

Pistachios

The Single most addicting snack ever

they look like little green penuts but DO NOT BE FOOLED!

they are really little green alien seeds sent to earth so that once one becomes addicted and eats enough they will explode and little alien babies shall run free...

Thee aliens plan on harvesting the seeds in 2012

FUCK MAN I FUCKING ADDICTED TO THOSE DAMN PISTACHIOS!

by Troya! February 23, 2009