PIED

Porn Induced Erectile Dysfunction. Mainly affecting virgins, when they finally get a chance to have sex, they can't get it up due to having watched too much porn and can only get hard when they watch porn

I took a girl home last night finally but my pathetic existence of watching porn has left me with PIED

by diabeatu November 11, 2014

pied

short form of "pie-eyed" to be stoned or intoxicated.

"man this bong has me totally pied, pass the visine"

by Vancity604 December 15, 2007

pi

the only edible number that I know of. Also, it's delicious!
It is about 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227

I really want to eat pi right now!

by Meepster April 01, 2015

pied

Derivative of the word cowpie, a polite way to say, "shit"

Ex. "OMG, when the plane lost altitude I about pied."

Ex. "She about pied all over herself when the Publisher's Clearinghouse Van rolled up."

by Ms. Donut January 19, 2010

Pied

To be cracked on; To get owned

Girl 1: -Shhhhhhh- The teacher is teaching!!
Boy 1: Damn girl thats a lot of spit
Girl 1: What?!?!
Boy 2: Damn.. You just got pied

by SmexxiRawrr May 04, 2010

pi

abbreviation for "philippines"

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

pi

A number having no end. Pi is proof of an immortal mathematical phenomena and that a phenomena can have no end. If Pi is a never ending number than it has endless data and the true number of Pi cannot be stored in any computer or memorized by any brain (except by the brain of God).

And just for kicks
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982

by Matt March 08, 2004