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by im gunna kms January 9, 2023

Pervertido

A vato who reads and likes porn. A person who loves to chingar all the time.

"Burrito es un pervertido" said grandma Chabela to aunt Conchita.

by Burritoe April 8, 2009

pervertize

(v.) To live out your sexual fantasies upon another being.

Don't make me pervertize you tonight... o_o

by Ty-san April 4, 2006

Pervestis Arousal Escapism

(n); Mental disorder, PAE. Can become Chronic (CPAE), or Acute (APAE) depending on the strength of the associated urges. PAE in males is marked by a desire to be measured for clothes by an attractive young woman followed by a subsequent arousal due to the close proximity of her hands to the patient's genitalia. PAE is a replacement form of escapism where otherwise an extramarital affair or midlife crisis would have been the only other available options.

Tom: "Where did Mike go?"
Harry: "He went to get measured for suit pants again."
Tom: "Again? He must have some serious chronic pervestis arousal escapism."
Harry: "It seemed pretty acute this morning, he was practically grabbing himself."

by graybayou May 17, 2011

pervertivity

The level of sexual perversion present in a person. This is based on a 0-10 scale, ten being highest level of human sexual kink.

Comshaft sent me a letter shaming me for my excessive broadband usage. They don't understand the level of my porn surfing pervertivity.

by 90trunk April 15, 2015

Grand Old Perverts

Grand Old Perverts is the modern description for the three letter initialization for the Republican party GOP.

You know it's really become apparent that what was the Grand Old Party has become nothing but a collection of "Grand Old Perverts.

by ilookmarvlus July 18, 2019

Perverse Psychology

Being brutally and truthfully honest with an individual (in a humourous way) with no intention of changing the person at all. In the end having the person laughing about their own faults and inadequacies. Unlike reverse psychology where you say the opposite to get the result you want.

Me: We laughed so hard at Jake trying to understand big words...dumb fuck doesn’t get it
Friend: is he gonna learn?
Me: no. It’s just funny. Right Jake?
Jake: so funny.
Friend: that’s perverse psychology?
Jake: huh?

by Bushido711 January 16, 2019