Fellatio or cunnilingus performed reluctantly or under duress.
Usually the recipient states an outlandish or frightening claim designed to garner sympathy or engender fear to convinced another to provide oral stimulation. Examples include claiming to have terminal cancer, or threatening divorce, or claiming that the world will end, or that ones genitals will explode if the act is not completed immediately
Such as: I just found out I have a stage 5 glioma and I'm still a virgin. I just really wanted feel what it was like to get a bj/ have someone go down on me before I die.
Usually the recipient states an outlandish or frightening claim designed to garner sympathy or engender fear to convinced another to provide oral stimulation. Examples include claiming to have terminal cancer, or threatening divorce, or claiming that the world will end, or that ones genitals will explode if the act is not completed immediately
Such as: I just found out I have a stage 5 glioma and I'm still a virgin. I just really wanted feel what it was like to get a bj/ have someone go down on me before I die.
"Please give me oral permission as an acknowledgment of your willingness otherwise we will glide to destruct."
Philip K. Dick
Lies, Inc.
Philip K. Dick
Lies, Inc.
by errataagain October 9, 2009
Get the oral permission mug.The fine art of bludgeoning an electronic device in order to encourage it to work properly. Vigorous usage of this technique often renders said device permanently nonfunctional.
My goddamned monitor was flickering until I used some percussive maintenance; now it's totally dead and Help Desk is bringing me a new one.
by naz_ghul March 14, 2003
Get the Percussive Maintenance mug.The instance of hitting an electronic device in blind rage in order to restore normal functionality, often resulting in more damage the device (and in some cases the user as well).
by njie April 26, 2016
Get the Percussive Maintenance mug.Slang for when a person gives another eye contact that amounts to a nonverbal “green light” to proceed with something.
Although he said nothing, I could see that the guard was giving me eye permission to enter through the gates without stopping.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2019
Get the eye permission mug."Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" is a trend on TikTok where if you watch a video like a spirit sighting or something, you have to say "Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" or else the spirit will haunt you until you die.
That is obviously fake since you can't get curses via bluetooth.
That is obviously fake since you can't get curses via bluetooth.
Random guy: *sees an unnerving video*
Random guy: oh my god i'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission
Random guy number 2: bruh you can't get curses via bluetooth wtf
Random guy: oh my god i'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission
Random guy number 2: bruh you can't get curses via bluetooth wtf
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Get the Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission mug.A comedic pseudonym, typically within engineering circles, for using brute force approach (typically a using hammer, see fine adjustment device) for solving a problem.
by hashaday February 6, 2009
Get the percussive tuning mug.n. The (usually illegal) act of drugging or intoxicating someone to persuade the person to do something.
Since he never really listened to anything I said, I decided to use some chemical persuasion to get him to have sex with me and it worked.
by MadameTesla May 17, 2015
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