Penaldo is a word used to describe the fraud, crying, famous football diver, Ronaldo. He gains the name penaldo for diving for penalties more than Neymar does himself. Penaldo is also in a camel league with camel refs, so he can dive easier. Penaldo will ghost in big games and dive for penalties no matter what. He has no world cups unlike the true goat lionel messi. Penaldo can also describe "finished" or "diving"
i went to swimming practise today. I had to jump off the board and dive into the pool for my swimming drills. I told my instructor, "I'm penaldo!" and he knew that i was gonna dive.
I finished my homework today, in class. I yelled to my teacher, "Penaldo!" and she knew INSTANTLY i was finished.
I finished my homework today, in class. I yelled to my teacher, "Penaldo!" and she knew INSTANTLY i was finished.
by Penaldoggyaldocameldo June 12, 2024
Get the Penaldomug. Pisstiano Penaldo is a ghost from liechtenstein who sells perfume and underwear. Penaldo is also known to lash out at small teams just like Pessi
1:"hey did you see the hattrick Penaldo scored Yesterday"
2:"you mean hattrick of penalties?"
1:"yes he scored 3 penalties and 1 tap in"
2:"Penaldo is pinished"
3:"hey don't talk about my pidol like that!!!!"
1:"SHUT UP"
2:"SHUT UP"
2:"you mean hattrick of penalties?"
1:"yes he scored 3 penalties and 1 tap in"
2:"Penaldo is pinished"
3:"hey don't talk about my pidol like that!!!!"
1:"SHUT UP"
2:"SHUT UP"
by Pessidoggyispinished July 13, 2024
Get the Penaldomug. Crystianle Penaldo is a fucking ass rigged ballon d'or stealer who doesn't deserves a single ballon do'r in fact he owes 8 ballon d'or to Lionel Messi THE GOAT. Crystianle Penaldo is a short ass fat penis shit player who can even run and he's 1000000000000000000lbs not fit at all. BASTARD CRYSTIANLE PENALDO
Crystianle Penaldo should never ever even exist in this universe, he scores 1 penalty in 5 careers of MEEEEESI.
by M8888S| November 24, 2023
Get the Crystianle Penaldomug. Messi's biggest fan. Has tried to achieve a career like Messi's all his life, but has always fallen short. His favorite way of trying to catch up to Messi has been to take all the glory for penalties that his teammates win. His favorite drink is Penaltea and nowadays he roams Saudi Arabia on his camel looking for more penalties. His fanboys use his 5 robbed champions leagues to try and make him somewhat relevant but it's still not enough to surpass Messi's greatness.
by EpicKPs October 16, 2023
Get the Penaldomug. Pristiano Penaldo Is a ghost living on the streets of Saudi Arabia. make sure to Not bring any tap-ins or penalties around him or he will take them and stat pad against Al Kebab. He is known to be the worst player to ever play football and ghosts in big games. He steals penalties from his teammates so he can get goals. no one has ever seen him play, he sits on the bench all game.
by Penalty Merchant Penaldo March 19, 2024
Get the Pristiano Penaldomug. A finished camel currently hiding from Messi in the deserts of Saudi Arabia, known for statpadding against small teams in qualifiers and ghosting in world cup knockouts. Hes also the only individual to win eight instagram d'ors.
Me: Hey! Did u see Prister Penaldos penalty yesterday against Lithuania? He is such a farmer bro!
Friend: Nah bro Lithuania is a big team, unlike most in Copa america!
Me: You are such a Prister Penaldo fan!
Friend: Nah bro Lithuania is a big team, unlike most in Copa america!
Me: You are such a Prister Penaldo fan!
by Honest Prister Penaldo fan February 6, 2024
Get the Prister Penaldomug. A rude word that is used to try and disrespect the goat of football. Pessi is also a rude word to disrespect another goat of football. If you use these words your ball knowledge is in the negatives.
by Onyx Football January 14, 2025
Get the Penaldomug.