Mike Patton

The guy who can sing.

Gee, that Mike Patton dude sure can sing!

by NickyWhoIsPrettyCool March 20, 2017

finnaeus patton jackson downs

the best person alive

guy 1:do you know finnaeus patton jackson downs
guy 2: yea hes the best person alive

by me, an intellectual☠️ March 11, 2023

kathleen patton

Horrible English teacher with no respect she is also a thot

You are such a Kathleen patton

by Ya boi cum slut May 30, 2018

Patton

Patton is the most loyal boy you will ever meet. He is popular among all his friends and everyone considers him their best friend. Pattons are usually blond, and personified as a golden retriever. If they’re not blond, their personality is most definitely a golden retriever. They may have been hurt and are scared to open up, so they may be shy around new people. But should you ever find yourself a Patton, make sure to have deep conversations with him, for that is the way to his heart. Should you ever find a Patton, hold onto him, don’t you ever let him slip away.

1: hey who’s that guy?

2: oh that’s Patton
1: which is who??
2: the most popular, kindest boy around….(he’s also super cute)
1: broooo!!

by chickenherder August 3, 2022

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025

Patton Pop

When you shove the stick part of a lollipop up a person's anus and eat the candy part

Josh gave Esther a Patton Pop last night at the party.

by Isaac Pillars May 29, 2011

Patton Rule

The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.

Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.

Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.

by O.D.B.O.D'd January 21, 2019