Patter

Means Hair/Haircut

Your Patters Pish

by anonymous March 11, 2022

Patter

Patter is wit we call banter no fucking pissin on yer head teacher

Youve got shite patter

by Mr McLightswitch May 16, 2022

patters

A word to describe skinny white women with big boobs

"Holy shit patters!"

by iamscared69 February 20, 2024

Pitter Patter

Let’s get at er’ 🤠

Wayne: “Pitter Patter…
-Let’s get at her!”

by PetitePsychic April 22, 2022

Patter dragon

Wanker, often referrers to himself as the patter dragon and enjoys deciding stuff for people

“Listen buddy, I’ll decide, I’m the patter dragon”

by Builtlikescott September 17, 2019

Patter

A Person who pets their dog/cat a lot of the time.

Man, I never see you not petting your cat, your such a patter!

by Tiktok is @Wang_golf June 11, 2025

Pitter patter

Small or light conversation that holds no meaning

Ex. Stop all that pitter patter and focus on your work

by Don keykong January 12, 2025