Parker

Parker is a guy u always will want in ur life he is brudley honest about everything. Parker is a get persont to ask for advice because he always seems to know what to say. Parker is probably the smartest person you will ever meet. Parker keeps his feelings to himself and do sent share them with people that aren't close to him. A Parker will work himself into the ground trying to be the best at something even though he might never get there he keeps striving for the top. Parker can't read peoples emotions or facial expressions werth anything u need to tell him howl u feel but then he says something you will remember for the rest of your life.

Person 1: damn hes working himself in the ground I'm afraid he's gonna hurt himself

Person2: well thats Parker for ya

by Billsnation June 3, 2017

Parker

Hot piece of ass. Normally has a huge dick. All the girls want him but he only goes well with k names

Before me and parker had sex i had to sign a waver

by koala killer from heavan November 20, 2013

Parker

Hes a weirdo about tetris. Thats it +.dont care + didnt ask + ratio + cope + counter ratio + skill issue + cry about it + pinged owner + seethe + maid + stfu + no + denied + rat + counter ratio + blocked + backpilled + cancelled + stay mad + no maidens

"Have you heard about the 60 year old living in his mothers basement? Yes. Parker."

by Calbkindatarsh April 15, 2022

Parker

Parker is the hottest guy in the whole entire fucking universe. His lips are sooo sooo moist, he also has a dad named
Paul who is sexy as fuck and looks like an egg. I would fuck any guy in their family.

I got so wet just thinking about parker’s moist lips and his big cock going into my tight little pu-ssy

by Thethreesomegirl March 12, 2019

Parker

Someone who is known to break Xbox 360 controllers by simultaneously throwing them at his Xbox 360 console, due to anger caused by sucking balls at Halo and Call of Duty.

Guy 1: "Dude, he asked to borrow my controller for the weekend, but he's such a Parker, I don't know if I should do it."
Guy 2: "Don't!"

by fgsdgybsr gfbh November 19, 2010

Parker

A brunette, with a 10/10 personality. A good dancer, loves animals, and having a good time. A little shy and awkward, but is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet!!

Person 1 : I heard you done got you a girlfriend. What's her name?
Person 2 : Parker
Person 1 : Oh shiii-

by Khoeala April 5, 2017

Parker

Parkers are loving kind and sensitive. Parkers usually want to look good and may stay clear of dirty thing's. Dont be fooled if he is quiet and flinchy cause he is most likely powerful and a great guy. Girls he may like are pretty and share emotions back to him and can relate to him. Go get a parker

Parker just looked at me like i was a queen but who is he?

by Wayupthere December 15, 2017