Pandora's Pussy

A pussy so controversial, it could ruin your life after fucking.

Guy 1: I wanted to fuck her, but she's my girlfriend's best friend.
Guy 2: A bit of a pandora's pussy, eh?

by PPKS0S July 29, 2018

Pandora Music

pandora music??

you: ....
Us: Pandora music

by Sledgangraine December 23, 2018

Pandora’s Milk Carton

Pandora’s Milk Carton is when you put an entire school lunch in a full carton of school skim choccy milk it is extremely disgusting

My Friend made Pandora’s Milk Carton in the School Cafeteria, it was so disgusting.

by Za hando May 18, 2021

Pandora

Closet Horny. Seems awkward and shy at first, but once you pop the fun dont stop.

"I can't believe you got her to do that! She seemed so shy... what a pandora!"

by Pandora January 8, 2005

listen to pandora and chill

Like "watch Netflix and chill" when you don't have the Netflix app.

It's rude to watch a movie during coitous, so let's listen to pandora and chill.

by laughing girl November 18, 2015

pandorasm

When your Pandora playlist is on point causing you to feel some typa way

Damn I was listening to Alicia keys on Pandora and then Beyonce came on and gave me a pandorasm

by caster and gianna pyfron January 2, 2015

Mists of Pandaria

A shitty excuse for an expansion by Blizzard. Blizzard fanboys who are simply blinded by anything that Blizzard makes is good, will follow up with excuses such as "they were in the original Warcraft lore." The Pandaren Brewmaster hero was a april fools joke but was kept anyway so therefor Blizzard felt that it'd be appropriate to make their next expansion even shittier then Cataclysm and best of all, centered around pandas. Like they say, WoW died with the Lich King.

John: What the fuck? An expansion centered around pandas? This has to be a joke.. How the hell did Metzen manage to rip pandas out of his smelly ass and turn it into an entire expansion..

Jeffrey: Pandas have been in the Warcraft lore since Warcraft 3.

John: Shut it Blizzard fanboy. You'd buy anything from Blizzard, even if it's a pile of shit plastered inside a game box. Hell, for all you know, they could just put a sign that says Mists of Pandaria on a pile of bovine shit and you'd still buy it.

Kathy: Are you 2 virgins arguing about a computer game? How about you go outside, make some friends, and get yourselves a social life. Friggin lames.

John: Hey tramp, guess what? How about you go suck off a swagfag's cock till it gets stuck in between that big ass gap between your front teeth, then come back and talk to me. If you knew how much shit this next expansion for WoW is going to be, you'd know why someone like me would be frustrated.

Metzen: So who wants Pandas?

by BovineScat September 12, 2012